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MsB & Desert Stuff (Picacho Peak SP)

MsB was a small dog who loved to roam

Around the country in a motor home.

She loved to chase rabbits and little grey mice

All over the desert when the weather was nice.

One day she needed to pee quite badly.

She came too close to a cactus, quite sadly.

Many quills jumped out of the cute fuzzy bush

And landed in MsB’s tender young tush

“Ouch! That hurt,” MsB exclaimed,

“That ‘Teddy Bear Cactus’ should be renamed!”

For 60 minutes or more her master pulled darts

And dozens of quills from MsB’s private parts

She learned her lesson that first travel year.

Things aren’t always as they appear.

If it looks warm and fuzzy it’s probably not,

And getting too close might hurt you a lot!