Fall. This time
of year everything is falling—leaves, blossoms, the temperature—and autumn has
its’ own brand of beauty in all this universal falling.
The only thing that disturbs me about this time of year is
my birthday and over past autumns is the unmistakable fact that certain body
parts have rapidly succumbed to this falling phenomenon. Some people who have
passed a certain age refer to this as sagging.
Charlie-Rook’s grand niece told of when she used to fit
prosthetics on the elderly in nursing homes. This one lady was bending over trying to see how she was
fitting the device to her thigh and in so doing was hampering Diane’s attempt
to getting a proper fit. The
woman’s breast was right in the way preventing Diane from seeing what she was
doing. Diane asked, “Mrs. Jones, have you ever worn a brassiere?” to which Mrs.
Jones replied, “Oh, yes. I’m
wearing one now.”
In any case I probably won’t ever have this problem because
I never had much in the way of body parts that even needed support! I also have
not yet begun to talk to the walls, or to furniture like some aging
celebrities. I do however, listen to voices in my head that tell me that the
day is coming when I not only will talk to chairs and other inanimate objects, I
may even shout at them. I have a
few acquaintances that shout when they speak but I was told it is because they
are going deaf and need to yell to
hear their own voices.
I use to marvel at grocery store checkers who seemed to
speak normally until my husband and I entered the check stand. Suddenly the checker would be yelling
at the top of her lungs. I just
took it for granted that she saw our grey hair and naturally supposed that
because we were old we would also be hard of hearing. Never thought it could be
the checker who might be going deaf.
Next time I am checking out I will yell right back at her.
She will know I am trying to help her to hear me: “YES, I WOULD LIKE THE
PRODUCE PLACED IN A SEPARATE BAG FROM THE LAUNDRY DETERGENT AND YES, PLEASE, THE
ICE CREAM SHOULD GO INTO AN INSULATED BAG!” I hope she appreciates my thoughtfulness.
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